Phrenetic Phallus BANDANA

Phrenetic Phallus BANDANA

Regular price $18.00

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This 22” cotton bandana features a "magic eye" of illustrations such as crying testicles, death moths, veiny penises, vulva goddesses and wild beasts. Who knows what will pop out at you. This original design is screen-printed by hand.

This bandana can be worn as a face covering, ascot, hairband, tiny picnic blanket, altar cloth, cum rag and so much more!  


  • Hand-drawn, original artwork
  • Hand-printed on 100% cotton with merrowed edges
  • Size: 22" x 22"
  • One-color print with discharge ink — Burgundy, Cream, Gold, Gray are all printed with black discharge ink. Black bandannas are printed with white discharge.

This 100% cotton bandana is machine washable (gets super soft after first wash) and may shrink a tiny bit if machine dried. To prevent shrinkage, wash in cold water and lay flat to dry.


Please allow 3-4 days to ship via USPS.

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